Menu for tomorrow...

Dear eaters...er no no...dear customers...dancers i mean...

Mr Willy, our Chief Chef for tomorrow cordially invites you to~
DanceFuzion Bonanza

Time: 630pm to 8pm

Venue: Dance Rm (no shoes pls)

Preferred Attire: Stretchable clothing (long bottom)

our menu for tomorrow's tea break will be as follows...

Appetizer: 2 pathetic dried bread with water-cooler water...
Soup of the Day: Stiff human bodies awaiting tedious stretching
Main Course:Lyrical Jazz
Complimentary Dessert: A teaspoon of salty warm sweat

We are pleased to remind you that in case you might eat too much, please wear super stretchable bottoms to prevent holes on your pants in between your legs, if the turnout is good, we might also invite our Guest Chef Mr Faizal to present his specialty: Crazy Cranky Legs...

We hope to see you tomorrow...Late comers might miss appetizers which will then be served mouldy....

if anyone does not understand the above, please call 1800-tingkletoexplain and you shall get some enlightenment by the all-the-while-stressful-and-not-updating-blog-properly tingkle...

tata,
tingkle